Jokes very sweet
>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
>is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
>The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you
>let him in!
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
>Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
>not to report it because the thief was spending less
>than his wife did.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
>can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the
>wife is.
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A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The
>letter said, "If you don't promise to send us
>$100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife."
>The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my
>promise but I hope you
>will keep yours."
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What's the matter, you look depressed."
>I'm having trouble with my wife.
>What happened?
>She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
>"But that ought to make you happy."
>"It did, but today is the last day."
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